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WTF Retarded cat headbutts the wall

Posted by ADR3-N - May 25th, 2008


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I swear, this is fucking funny.


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Hmmm.........

So, was it funny or what?

It seems that fat people always have a hot partner.

lol @ irony

No, not really. Just hot friends. Still ironic, lulz

i laughed, but i dont understand what they are doing.

Pulling an elevator prank

Those old people are pissed right now, if I was that guy, I wouldn't take this so lightly.
Mega luls came from this.

P.S.
Don't say you're going to put something on youtube in something that you're going to put on youtube...

Evidently someone didn't know how to hold, or turn off a camera....

.........

..........

You cant imagine being attracted to older, uglier women either?
;)

Nope, fuck no, they're just too fucking old and ugly

I just read the first few posts you submitted to the bbs.
And i didn't understand any of them.

Me either

Hee Hee Hee you little narcissist.

Why yes I am

Hi :')

Sup

what if a child molester ran in that elevator!

Would you have accepted it?

I woulda put that shit on the portal (after I added effects)

NO FUCKEN WAY.

LOL

Theres a flash with your name on it

I noticed

I jacked off to this like a million times.

LOL XD

Shes talking about me.

No, not really. I don't worry about you either, atleast not much. I'm far too busy.

No controdiction meant, but if I had a hot girl rubbing up against me I'd get hard :D.

Who wouldn't? Btw, I was talking about the dude with the beard

Memo to myself when I have kids... never buy them cameras, webcams, etc so they do not make complete idiots out of themselves for the masses online.

Someone should make a mass mailing of this video to every potential employer in the world so they can see just what kind of person will be sitting in their interview office 3 to 5 years from now.

I don't mean to be a stick in the mud but this kind of nonsense that teens are posting online today is just another example of how we have dumbed down our society. And I thought the baby boomers were being retarded with their "America's Funniest Videos"

LOL

This video could totally be animated!
Here's a outline:
The elevator doors close - The girls are giggling and the old man stands there awkwardly. The giggling red sweatshirt girl moves closer to him - his inappropriate excitement begins. "She's too close!" He screams in his mind. "It's been so long and I've come so far!" She moves in closer, "I love watermelon!" She giggles as he crosses his legs. Its too late for him, there's no going back. "Watermelon, watermelon!" she giggles. His mind is racing, his heart is beating faster as he's losing control. A startling realization occurs in his mind: he can no longer restrain himself. The girl has started something inside him; she has reawakened something that he couldn't stop. He has become something that he never thought he would ever be. He has become a pedophile.
He knows there is nothing that he can do at this point. "She has me wrapped around her finger!" He thought to himself. His sick pedo mind begins to fantasize about her and what he'd do with that finger that he has found himself so intricately wrapped around when a cry shoots out from the elevator door. The elevator have reached a destination. He found himself lost for words as his eyes darted about in panic. "Premature boobs!" He shouldn't be thinking about these things, he needs to clear his mind! But there were too many of them here. Sweatshirt girl with her flirty taunting braces. Fatty- there was so much of her. Awkward camera girl- well she could watch... awkwardly. His excitement was growing and he knew that it would soon be apparent to them. What would they do if they found out? *A drop of sweat comes down from his matted hair down to his chin* His sick fantasies came to an abrupt halt. His mind is in a state of panic now. The doors are opening but it's not his floor. He realizes that there is nothing that he can do now. He has to bail out. But what if they notice? What if when he moves from his spot that they will notice what has been steadily growing in his pants throughout the elevator ride to this floor. He has to risk it, his situation will only get worse if he doesn't get out now. In his state of panic he does the only thing he knows how to do. He mumbles incoherently about being "hard" and makes his way out of the elevator as quickly as possible.
The girls giggle as he flees, but he can't respond, his mind has become a blur as adrenalin is pumping through his veins. He only narrowly escaped a potentially horrible situation. A hand comes out from the elevator and slaps his ass just before the elevator doors close. That was the final straw. His excitement had reached its peak! He turns to see the elevator doors close. The girls were gone and he stood alone in an empty hallway, on the wrong floor with a bulge in his pants that could not be tamed.
Enter the world of "Watermelon Man."

LOL I laughed through that the whole way. Hey, where am I in this? I held the camera... for a few seconds....

You don't like cocks?
I prefer hens myself. Cocks don't taste as good

Agreed

HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
FUCKING PENIS.
And cocks.

LOL

WHO STOLE THE COOKIE FROM THE COOKIE JAR?

No idea

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