Alright, so, I'm guessing you already figured out that as of today, my life officially sucks again. If you want to see the old Japanese-y man, skip to the bottom of of post. If you want to read my rant about being clumsy, go on ahead.

Okay, so first off, not only did I fall down the stairs and land with my head practically up my ass, but I also had a MASSIVE exam to take when I got to school. To add to the frustration, it was my worst subject, Algebra. *rams head into wall* I hate Algebra. Anyway, so I took the exam and went on with my life and my next teacher absolutely refused to let me go to the restroom. Of course, when I nearly peed myself and went anyway, I got detention. Joy, joy, joy...

You see, the thing is, instead of having detention tomorrow, however, it's going to be the Monday after next Monday. Isn't that great? *emphasizing sarcasm here* Well, you know why? It's because after tomorrow (and oh hell to the no, I'm not going to school; you can fan-for-fuckin'-get that), it's officially spring break. I suppose you'd say that's enough for me to be happy about, but oh no, there's more.

Well, today, not only did I have all this happen to me, but before half of this crap happened, it started with this. Now, when I got up this morning at three in the morning (oh, you can believe, I was so happy about that) and took my shower, I thought it was going to at the very least, a slightly normal day. However, apparently, the rest of the world had different plans. When I got out of the shower, I realized that I didn't have any pants to put on, nay a towel. If I didn't have a roommate, now, this wouldn't be a problem, but thanks to that, and my sense of decency, well, that didn't really work out too well. So, after waking up at three in the morning and standing around naked and cold for about thirty minutes, trapped in a bathroom, I finally managed to wake Olivia (my roommate) up and get her short self to find me some clothes before I could come out to the world of the living. Then, at five, when I was making breakfast, lightning struck outside and I ended up dropping a hot omelet on my foot. Talk about smooth moves, x-lax, neh?

And oh no, it doesn't end there either. By the time I got to school, I'd spilled hot coffee on my lap, smacked my head getting in and out of the car, tripped over my own feet, and walked directly into a pole. I think the only thing I didn't do was be late for school. So yes, my day has been the day from hell.. HELL, I TELL YOU!

Oh, and incidentally, I got a few new games and discovered a paint glob that looked like an old man in art class. Think I'm kidding? Here, take a gander at the latter. :b