ADR3-N's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Naruto & Sakura Hentai #5]

Lets see....

This has got to be the absolute most malicious, fake, idiotic, retarded, immature flash I have ever seen! I've seen something like this before, and I knew this was coming, but too late, I had already clicked, and I'm like " Ah what the heck, I'll watch it" then some good music came on and the seizure inducing faggotry began. This was yet another perverted stunt you pulled on me, yet another unsuspecting NG'er fooled by you... I hope you just DIE, cause this is all you ever do!

This is the worst piece of CRAP I think you ( and maybe worse than anything I have seen anyone submit to the portal... ) ever submitted, I'm sick of this, I'm sick of your little games you play, sick of these pranks! And I am sick of you people who condone these pieces of bull shit NG-ers have to put up with that make Newgrounds look like a cesspool full of every kind of B.S. compiled into one big porto potty. You make think this is rude, and you may try to forget that you are one of the scumbags who think this is funny, but you will not forget the words that the four "abusive reviewers" as you say have typed into their huge paragraphs in the review box have said. All of you know what me and the others say is true deep down, and you can be sure that it is, because even Wolfgang Hitler knows, you all know this movie sucked "donkey balls" as Bill44 said. I'd rather watch an early barney bunch movie than this!

You need to stop telling the people that veiw your movies to go fuk themselves, or fuk u, or i pwn you, you inconsiderate waste of space. Someday you'll realize that this is stupid, you'll finally stop liking this, and you'll get a life at last, then we'll allgive a great sigh of relief when you are gone. You'd think that by now that you would have learned to understand that Newgrounds now exists for "quality flash" and not this crap you pass off as being good. I truly wonder how many users acually like this, I really do, it's disgraceful! How many strong users did it take to just get you and your stupid flash just over the 1.00 score mark?!

So, WolfgangHitler, do you think that you are more important when people watch your movie and leave so called abusive reviews, do you? I honestly want to know, and I'm totally ready for any kind of comeback you throw at me, cause the words you say mean nothing to me, nothing at all, just like your movie makes no sense at all. What do you get from this, does it make you feel good to see your movie that should have been blammed without mercy pass like a baseball player just barely making in to homeplate? I'm serious, why do you do this?! What is wrong with just not submitting crap?! Shouldn't you be doing something useful.

In fact this movie is so utterly bad, I would rather go to a 5 year old birthday party and have little babies sitting in chairs repetitively pulling on my hair for several days after the party was over. This movie is a disgrace to man kind itself, so much so, that I don't even think it can be improved in any way, shape, form or whatever. If this was food I wouldn't feed it to a starving dog even. The simple answer to the question "how can ou make this flash any better" is to just not make it in the first place and make another flash that doesn't say Fuk U with a strobing background!

Does that help you any? Are you happy now, I gave you little abusive review flagging whores people what you wanted, constructive criticism, if only a little bit! And just to be nice for a change here's some more, but after this, no more niceness, k?

You could work on the pre-loader a bit don't you think? And what about the spelling huh, look it up you spelled fuck wrong, or is tha- just internet grammar? And what about that back ground eh? Don't you think you could work on basically the whole thing? To be honest, I really hate your movie, it is just too well, um,insulting for my tastes.

Graphics:sucked...

Style:was there any?

Sound:ok...

Violence:The crappiness of this flash!

Interactivity:The play button

Humor:none

overall:sucked

Not looking forard to your next flash.

Heil responds:

too
long
didn't
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[500 Miles]

This was really good!

FBF? the animation was a little jerky, his hand moved around so much that it sort of yanked what hewas carrying, it's not that noticable though. Keep up the good work!

I hope this passes, cause you've got my vote!

SuperAscendedZAIN responds:

Yeah, i did a lot of FBF here. I too noticed the jerky briefcase, but decided, he was swinging it a bit hard. Thats my reasoning for my screw up.

I hope it passes too, and thanks.

[Sam's Revenge]

lol, that rofls my waffles!

This movie was great, but you could work on make it just a little longer or include another character every now and then. Also, work on your lipsnching, there is a little white box around is mouth when Sam talks. Also, nice music, I sat on the end part just for the music, haha...

[Pico gets a boner]

Meh, it's ok.

Needs a little more substance though, you know, "action" other than the words jiggling so much it was pretty good.

essal responds:

yeh ok

[SlashClassicSE: FSM]

eh, ok I guess.

I have heard you say that your flashes aren't all that great so it's fine with me. Just work on your graphics a little... Other than that your movie is ok.

SlashFirestorm responds:

I was going to write a massively long gay sex story for a reply, but then realized 1) you're female, and 2) I know you and that might scare the hell out of you. XD

This was just a silly little thing I made in literally 15 minutes. You'll see my true GLORIOUS GRAPHICS in Slash Returns: HAISTLWU, coming tomorrow/day after, hehehe.

[Memories of war]

Is that from Age of Empires?

Nice work, but it could've been better. As you said, the preloader is pretty whack, and short, atleast on my computer...

Good: It's pretty awesome.

Bad: The battle is pretty hard to see with that grey tint.

Can you fix that please?

Goodluck with your next flash.

midnight-joker responds:

it from converted rome total war files and filmed game play and thanks for the comment

[The Principal's Judgement]

Great job!

I love it, keep 'em coming man, keep 'em comin'!

[-Claymotion Minute 3-]

Good one

Nice choice of music, but it still needs voices. Kinda funny, great music.

I wonder what it would look like if you added some effect from flash like paintbrush and other stuff.

You seem to be pretty good at animating (clay) Want to join the Rebellion? (pm me or squidly if you do)

TechFlash responds:

thanks for the review. And no thanks, I'm pretty busy with things at the moment and don't really have time for that stuff now.

[-Claymotion Minute-]

Nice choice of music

that for some reason touched my heart a bit, can you make a longer sequel to this, pleeeeease???

TechFlash responds:

thanks, i will make future claymotion minute movies longer. (This is being made into a series)

[The Seven-Leaf Clover]

This is pretty cool (for a birthday present)

Yes, it's my birthday (literally). Nice St. Patrick's Day short, espescially the cow that eats the retarded clover.

I loved it! Good luck!